Bachelor Matchup: Who They *Should* Have Picked (Updated!)



Who He Picked: Vienna

Everyone had a hate-on for a princess-y long-lost third Hilton sister, deeming her undeserved of a unreal pilot. But when a post-breakup talk with Chris Harrison aired, where a dual spewed insults during any other (“Liar!” “Famewhore!”), Jake’s smarmy, manipulative side was revealed. Verdict: The superficial, self-promoting reality-TV addicts (both went on to other shows in an try to extend their flutter in a spotlight) had too many in common.

  • 1. Jake, The Bachelor Season 14

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    Who He Picked: Vienna

    Everyone had a hate-on for a princess-y long-lost third Hilton sister, deeming her undeserved of a unreal pilot. But when a post-breakup talk with Chris Harrison aired, where a dual spewed insults during any other (“Liar!” “Famewhore!”), Jake’s smarmy, manipulative side was revealed. Verdict: The superficial, self-promoting reality-TV addicts (both went on to other shows in an try to extend their flutter in a spotlight) had too many in common.

  • 2. Jake, The Bachelor Season 14

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    Who He Should’ve Picked: Katie Kate Holmes, circa 2006

    Jake’s got a Tom Cruise vibe about him, no? Only a doormat mother could mount his egocentric bravado. Good thing for Katie, she finally stepped out of a Scientology shadows and changed on to less-psycho pastures. (Hiiii, Jamie Foxx!)

  • 3. Emily, The Bachelorette Season 8

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    Who She Picked: Jef

    OK, yes, we all desired Jef With One F, yet if we’re being honest here, he was too hipster-cool for a southern belle. With his smart tanks, swooped hair and do-gooder H2O foundation, there’s no approach a aspiring Salt Lake City skateboarder was prepared to be a dad. Ultimately, wanting “different things” caused them to mangle up. Go figure. But it all worked out for a best given Emily is now happily married with dual new babies, and they’re literally a many pleasing family ever. 

  • 4. Emily, The Bachelorette Season 8

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    Who She Should’ve Picked: Sean

    He done it to third place (and eventually found secure adore with surprisingly cold Catherine, who, incidentally, would be a good compare for Jef), yet how ideal would Sean and Emily have been with their relating white-blonde hair and million-watt smiles? The ultimate Barbie and Ken family set! 

  • 5. Juan Pablo, The Bachelor Season 18

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    Who He Picked: Nikki

    After Clare ripped a soccer impresario a new one during a offer lectern (“I would never wish my children carrying a father like you!”), he offering Nurse Nikki a final rose—but no ring. Who could forget his cringe-worthy response to her contention of love: “I like we a lot, too.” Needless to say, a integrate spent months fighting, and even some-more time bashing any other on amicable media post-split.

  • 6. Juan Pablo, The Bachelor Season 18

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    Who He Should’ve Picked: A donkey

    Only an tangible donkey is suitable for this Grade A ass. The doctrine here? A prohibited square does not a Prince Charming make.

  • 7. Ben, The Bachelor Season 16

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    Who He Picked: Courtney

    Ben couldn’t have chosen two some-more frigid conflicting finalists, yet he was eventually lured to a dim side by OG Bachelor villainess Courtney Robertson. She later penned a book named after her barbarous motto, I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends. By a time their deteriorate aired, this terrible dyad was already on a rocks. P.S. a winemaker Bachelor is now vital with his stream girlfriend, who he met on Tinder! 

  • 8. Ben, The Bachelor Season 16

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    Who He Should’ve Picked: Lindzi

    Given Ben’s puppy-dog demeanour, he seems ideally matched to his dimpled swain runner-up. Witness her Twitter bio: “I’m a large fan of sunsets, adventuring, snugly creatures [sic], striking in puddles, quick ponies, overwhelming humans LAUGHING.” Come. On.

  • 9. Chris, The Bachelor Season 19

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    Who He Picked: Whitney

    The heroic rancher from Iowa narrowed down his intensity partners to dual equally ho-hum candidates. Whitney, a flood nurse, got a rose, and a one-way sheet to a boonies. The integrate finished their engagement; no warn there. Also no surprise: Whitney is now intent to someone else! Not that Chris even cares, he’s too bustling livin’ it adult with all his Bachelor Nation pals.

  • 10. Chris, The Bachelor Season 19

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    Who He Should’ve Picked: Ali Fedotowsky, The Bachelorette Season 6

    Chris, consider outward a Bachelor box here and go off-season. You competence remember Ali—who peacefully split ways with her culmination fiancé Roberto—and her spitfire, career-driven personality. Not one to settle for a purpose of farmer’s wife, she would plea down-home Chris in a good way. Too bad for him that she’s now intent and has a baby, yet congrats to her!

  • 11. Ashley, The Bachelorette Season 7

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    Who She Picked: J.P.

    Despite her sister’s condemnation of J.P. on a ever-important meet-the-family part (she suspicion he competence be too old—he was 34, over a mountain in Bach years), a “mature” construction manager won Ashley over.

  • 12. Ashley, The Bachelorette Season 7

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  • 13. Kaitlyn, The Bachelorette Season 11

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    Who She Picked: Shawn B.

    Between a pledge sex coach, law student-slash-stripper and misogynistic a-hole who grabbed her boundary during a cocktail party, Kaitlyn faced some slim pickings in her deteriorate premiere. (Oh, and she was also competing opposite Britt.) But along came Shawn B., a personal tutor with a Calvin Harris–like face, who honestly bewitched Kaitlyn into giving him a oh-so-important First Impression Rose. And while this floral nomination roughly always leads to a runner-up loss, hunky Shawn pennyless a curse.

  • 14. Kaitlyn, The Bachelorette Season 11

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  • 15. Ben, The Bachelor Season 20

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    Who he picked: Lauren B

    Even yet Ben pronounced a large ILY to not one yet two women on his season, we always knew Lauren B. had his heart. And notwithstanding JoJo being a fan fave and a sum babe, it was soooo apparent that he would collect LB in a end. Like, hello, he cried when articulate to Lauren’s sister about how many he cares about her.

  • 16. Ben, The Bachelor Season 20

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  • 17. JoJo, The Bachelorette Season 12

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  • 18. JoJo, The Bachelorette Season 12

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  • 19. Nick, The Bachelor Season 21

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    Who He Picked: Vanessa

    Nick’s tie with Vanessa, a special-ed clergyman from Montreal, was apparent from their initial date, when he kissed her post-vomit in a space boat simulator and afterwards after started happy great given she gave him wish that this would finally work out for him. It was so obvious, in fact, that a deteriorate culmination was one of a many predicted endings we’ve ever seen on The Bachelor. And even yet Raven would have been a plain choice, we never doubted for a second that Nick would finish adult with a Italian beauty (who seemed a small too fervent to embankment her students and all those “core values” for a new life in L.A., if we ask us). No marriage date has been set yet we have a feeling they defs wouldn’t contend no to a gool ol’ televised Bachelor spectacular or their possess existence uncover given they’re now chasing luminary all over L.A. (cough cough DWTS).

  • 20. Nick, The Bachelor Season 21

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  • 21. Rachel, The Bachelorette Season 13

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  • 22. Rachel, The Bachelorette Season 13

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Originally published on May 26, 2015

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